tyleroakley: I don’t know about you but I’m feeling
notahoe: eyebrows can literally either make you or break you
grunkfield: im crying bc i just read an article saying that bieber literally called his manager at 3 am to say he decided that it should be spelled swaggy instead of swaggie
paperwhale: claydols: your bra strap is showing please hide it because it is suggestive. also your boobs are producing lumps in your shirt please hide them. your butt is in the same situation please get rid of it. also your legs. your arms. your face.
Normal people: Aw, look at the couple. They're so cute!
Me: I wonder if they've fucked yet.
fluttershwee: benoistmelissas: DO NOT SPEAK TO ME WHEN I HAVE HEADPHONES ON JESUS CHRIST
watchtoseethefallout: you get in. you get done. you get gone.
my final thought before making most decisions: fuck it
deanbean-and-samjam: wxng: Reasons to Date Me: No one will ever try to steal me away from you. Sometimes I’m funny. That’s all i have *i can quite easily murder anyone you want dead
WHEN SUMMER WEATHER IS FINALLY HERE
howdoiputthisgently: I’M LIKE: AND SHORTLY AFTER THAT I’M LIKE:
echobo: lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake
tupacabra: “…and that’s my presentation.”
im slowly unlearning how to english
Period: You want cookies
Period: You want to fuck
Period: You want to fuck while eating cookies.
Period: Let's be sad about trivial things, shall we?
Period: Kill them.
Period: Kill them too.
Period: Kill them and eat their cookies.
Period: Shhhh it's okay you'll feel better soon.
Period: HAHAHAHAHA NO YOU WON'T FUCK YOU.
im like 25% funny and 85% bad at math
cryingvagina: i am the uneven drawstring on the hoodie of life