ianjaredkyle:

sassiest-assbutt-in-the-garrison:

lauraluuloki:

pilllowtalk:

#it’s leonardo dicaprio


 #or martin freeman


#definitely martin freeman

4chanofficial:

i find bad jokes funnier than funny jokes

(via capkira)

8yearoldslut:

me arriving at the gates of hell

beautifully-outofplace:

nannajane:

in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me

(via capkira)

ostracizedpoodle:

life has never given me lemons

(via capkira)

isurvivedthekobayashimaru:

I was at walmart the other day, and I was sitting on a bench waiting for my mom to pay, and I was braiding my hair because that’s something I do when I’m bored, and this dude walks by and says, “hey baby, what else can you do with your hands?” I gave him my most polite smile and said in the sweetest way possible, “strangle you.

And I think I actually scared him because his eyes got kind of wide and he just walked away.

(Source: shesdonejim, via capkira)

cassbones:

shannananan:

acciocupcakes:

#such a beautiful place to be with a grande non fat soy latte

the longer you look the funnier it is

Dobby doesn’t have to take anybody’s shit anymore. Dobby is a free elf

lolsofunny:

So Zac Efron won People’s Choice Awards for ”Favourite Dramatic movie actor” 

and all I can think about is

image

(Source: nightlockandfoxes, via capkira)

hippys:

have to pee

too lazy to leave bed

krapcaasi:

FAH MULAN

foxnewsofficial:

i still crack up every time i realise i’m a legal adult 

(via melskitemp)

seantracy:

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